- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
is this KE$HA?!
one of my fave glee moments though was that time that one of the clubs performed “jesus is a friend of mine” and puck and rachel gave each other a Look
"haha i don’t care"
*goes home and cries*
first day of school tomorrow someone please stab me
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead